I've figured it out.

Hello all, I'm so excited about my new blog that I've decided to make two posts in one day. If that doesn't show you how pathetic I am, just you wait. Now, onto why I'm actually writing this : I think I've figured out why I'm so unbeleivably lazy and do nothing productive with my time. There are a number of factors, in fact.

1. My bedroom is badly designed, much like the Iphone (Yeah, I said it. I can't stand them, why do we need such a vast arrangement of options and shit?). You see, I don't have a desk, and own a laptop rather than a home computer. This leads me to sit on the edge of my bed when on the porn-box, and everybody knows that when you sit on a bed, your brain gets happy-slapped by a tidal wave of drowsiness. So instantly, once I'm on the laptop, I want to do nothing but lie down and sleep. Laziness ensues. The biggest arse in the face about that is that late at night, it helps make me tired, but by the time I've gone through all the activity needed to turn the laptop off and strip, I'm not tired anymore. God can be damn cruel.

2. I have too many distractions. Those starving africans are lucky they don't have stuff, I don't know what they're complaining about. You must know this feeling if you too have many things to do, its the most confusing feeling in the world : There are a wealth of activities all around you, but the thought you must put into deciding what you want to do TIRES YOU OUT. Evolution my tits, I bet dinosaurs wouldn't have this stupid problem. And even if you do wellie up the energy to do something, it'll be telly, some kind of gaming, or anything other than doing something useful.

3. The internet has screwed up my life to a great extent. I'm up at 3AM every night, without fail, doing shit all and still enjoying it on this damn internet. As a result, I sleep through the day, and as a result of that, I acheive knob all. I could do something useful like apply to college or get a job, but why when there are so many Chuck Norris jokes and video's of the sex I'm not getting?

Now, I'll be damned if I'm the only person on this earth that experiences these problems, so hopefully the jedi in me will detect a slight movement in the force when you read this and agree with me. That feeling alone might just cheer me up a bit. For that I thank you. Frankly, I've conculded that if we were all african dinosaurs, the world would be a better place.

The Glen

PS. I swear there'll be a point to this blog some day.